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February 14th, 2005

11:01 pm: Basics
What is your full name: Samantha Julaine Hanus
Date of birth: April 10th 1989
Male or female: female
Astrological sign: aries
Nicknames: sam, hans, bubbles
Occupation: Sunday school teacher
Height: 5'1
Weight: 114
Hair color: dirty blode
Eye color: blue
Where were you born: minneapolis
Where do you reside now: Mound
Age: 15
Screen names: NoLeafClover4487
What does your screen name stand for: my favorite metallica song….then the last 4 digits of my phone#
Pets: I may have ants
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:  I didn’t get a cake
Piercings: ears at the moment
Tattoo's: not yet
Shoe size: 6
Righty or lefty: lefty
Wearing: matts sweat shirt and flame pajama pants….with me being a flamer what not and the who is
Hearing: October project
Feeling: ..the clothes I previously mentioned?
Eating/drinking: nothing

Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love: yes
How many people have you said I love you to: Besides family and friends- 2
How many people have you been in REAL love with: 1
How many people have you kissed: I ….cant remember
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: ha..yeah
How many people have you dated: 4
What do you look for in a guy/girl: funny, interesting, unique, inteligent
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: their shoes
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: I don’t really “go” for people
Do you have a crush right now: well..i have a boyfriend…same thing perhaps?
If so who is it: MATTEW MICHAEL FENNER!!!!
Do you believe in love at first sight: no…because the first time I saw matt I didn’t know his name…or even that he was American
Do you remember your first love: yes
Who is the first person you kissed: ew I don’t wanna say
Do you believe in fate: I don’t know…
Do you believe in soul mates: YES!!!
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: I already did biotch!!!

Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have: 1
What are your siblings names: Carly
What are your parents names: Julie and Dave
How many siblings does your mother have: 5
How many siblings does your father have: 3
Where are your parents from: dad-hopkins mom-bloomington
Is your family close: yes
Does your family get together for holidays: yes
Do you have a drunk uncle: why…why yes..i have several
Any medical problems run through your family: breast cancer
Does someone in your family wear a toupee: haha no
Do you have any nieces or nephews: no
Are your parents divorced: no
Do you have step parents: my mom has a boyfriend....
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: no
Did some of your family come to America from another country: my great grandma came from Sweden…and 5 minutes after she got to ellis island someone gave her a banana and she had never seen one so she just at it ..skin and all..she thought it was good though

Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life: I don’t really pay attention to lyrics
What's the most embarrassing cd you own: Lou Bega
What's the best cd you own: oh i cant choose
What song do you absolutely hate: ..i could go on for hours
Do you sing in the shower: yes..yes I do
What song reminds you of that special someone: there are many…most of which are sublime songs

Favorites
Color: red
Food: I like all food
Song: no leaf clover- metallica
Show: simpsons
School subject: health
Band/singer/artist: metallica
Animal: bunny
Outfit: ..idk
Radio station: I dont really listen to the radio anymore
Movie: drop dead gorgeous
Pair of shoes: I only have like…1 pair of shoes..so I guess those are my favorite…(they are green duffs btw).
Cartoon: simpsons
Actor: idk
Actress: idk
Potato chip: sour cream and onion lays
Drink: kool aid
Soda: jones soda
Holiday: christmas
Perfume/cologne: pink sugar-cotton candy
Pizza topping: cheese
Jell-O flavor: blue sparkling
Lunch meat: ew
Card Game: spoons!
Video game: yoshi story/ddr
Website: ebaumsworld
Book: how I loathe books
Computer game: simpsons cartoon studio
Number: 10
Cereal: lucky charms/cinnamon toast crunch
Comedian: dane cook
Dessert: matts heart cake
Disney character: jasmine
Clothing store: ugh…everybody gets the same clothes I do…I hate stores
Past time: playing with matt!
Teacher: ms. williams
Childhood toy: little 4 inch stuffed bear
Carnival game/ride: the zipper
Candy bar: snickers
Magazine: free ones that are sent to me!
Salad dressing: ceaser
Thing to do on the weekend: anything really
Hot drink: chi tea
Season: fall
Sport to watch: I don’t like to watch them
Person to talk to online: everyone

Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets: black w/ chili peppers
What color are your bedroom walls: red
Do you have posters on your wall: yes
If so of what: simpsons, napoleon dynamite, bob Marley, explicit lyrics
Do you have a tv in your bedroom: mommy took it away years ago
How many pillows are on your bed: 3…but I sleep on 1
What do you normally sleep in: tank top, pajama pants
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: matts moose pants..haha
What size bed do you have: twin
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: no
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: no
Describe the last nightmare you had: I never have dreams..much less nightmares
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no
Any unusual sleeping positions: on my stomach, face in pillow
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: no
Do you snore: haha yes…and I talk alot
How about drool: ugh..ya
Do you have an alarm clock in your room: yes
What color is the carpet in your room: brown/grayish….i don’t even know..what the hell

This or that
Loser/wannabe: loser
Doughnuts/bagels: bagels
Day/night: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: west..
Heaven/hell: heaven
Make love/have sex: have sex
Coffee/tea: ew
Hamburgers/hotdogs: oh how I love both!
Rap/rock: rock
Britney/Christina: christina
Swiss cheese/american cheese: american
Real World/Road Rules: ..arent they the same?
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: nsync
Silver/gold: silver
Nike/Adidas: adidas
McDonalds/Taco Bell: mcdonalds
Sweet/sour: Sweet
Punk/emo: punk
Hot/cold: hot
Winter/summer: summer
Spring/fall: I love both
Operas/plays: plays
Read/watch tv: T FUCKIN V
Cd's/tapes: cds
Dvd's/vhs: dvd
Old/new: old
Shorts/skirts: shorts
Pink/red: red
Colored pictures/black and white photos: black and white is cool
Meat/vegetables: ugh...i hate greens…VEGETABLE GREENS THAT IS!
Mexican food/chinese food: ..wich ever one is less dirty
Commercials/infomercials: infomercials…hehe I always get hooked
Scary movies/comedies: comdedies
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: I love onezies!***
Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals
Dogs/cats: dogs
Unicorns/fairies: UNICORNS!!!!!
Water/land: water
Sugar/spice: sugar
Black/white: Black
ribbons/bows: ribbons
Chicken/beef: chicken
Colored christmas lights/white christmas lights: colored
Cars/trucks: trucks
Austin Powers/James Bond: austin
Popcorn/pretzels: popcorn
Hip/hop: stop
Passionate kiss/peck: passionate kiss
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: hey look! HAHA! A blue car!!
Back rub/foot massage: back rub
Picture frames/photo albums: photo albums
Pens/pencils: pencils…pens get all over me

What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem: fakin it
Virgins: = prude
God: im confused
The Osbournes: i dont watch it
Reality TV: funny how it sucks losers in..but I stay strong
J.Lo: badonkadonk
Religion: what about it..im Lutheran who are you?
Emo music: ..fuckin die
Valentine's Day: forced love
Christina Aguilera's comeback: aww yea
Homosexuals: they are so cute!
Abortion: if you fuck up..suck up
Inter-racial relationships: …go ahead
Murder: 
Death: scary
Pre-marital sex: hehe*
Terrorism: hilarious
Pornography: meh
Fortune Tellers: not real
Threesomes: …I don’t really get it..i don’t know how one guy could fuck 2 girls at once…or vise versa
Prostitution: ..meh
Politics: I don’t care
Country music: sux0r
George W. Bush: monkey
Cloning: cooooLL!!!
Britney's boobs: they keep changing?!
Gas prices in America: I wish my truck ran on sprinkles and sugar!

Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone: If I did I don’t remember
Been on a diet: nope
Been to a foreign country: mexico/europe
Broken a bone: arm
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: nope
Swore at a teacher: called teacher bitch/doosh.
Got in a fight: I got punched in the face once but I didn’t do anything about it…and I wish I did
Dated a teacher: ha no
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: I cant say I haven’t..because I have many times
Thought about killing your enemy: yes
Gone skinny dipping: yup
Told a little white lie: uh yeah
Told a secret you swore not to tell: yeah
Stolen anything: oh god…
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: huh?
Been on TV: yep
Been on the radio: nope
Been in a mosh pit: nope
Been to a concert: yup
Dated one of your best friends: nope
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: ..im a robot I don’t cry
Deceived somebody close to you: sadly
Broken the law: yes
Been to a rodeo: yes
Been on a talk show: no
Been on a game show: ..i was on a game show!!
Been on an airplane: yes
Got to ride on a firetruck: yes
Came close to dying: yes
Cheated on a bf/gf: yes..but I don’t feel bad..cuz the dude was a fag and deserved it (not matt though)
Gave someone a piggy back ride: yes
Made a mud pie: yes
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: I have reocurring dreams where im walking and trip and am about to hit the sidewalk and wake up
Snuck out of the house at night: yes
Been so drunk you don't remember your name: ..i don’t remember if I didn’t remember my name
Had an eating disorder: not a anti-food disorder..i eat all the time
Felt like you didn't belong: yes
Felt like the 3rd wheel: yes
Smoked: yEs
Done drugs: yes
Been arrested: no
Had your tonsils removed: no
Gone to camp: …don’t ever fucking say that word again
Won a bet: yes
Written a love letter: haha no
Written a love poem: poem..are you kidding?
Kissed in the rain: yeah..and it was gay..cuz I got wet cuz it was fucking raining
Slow danced with someone you love: yes
Participated in an orgy: haha no
Faked an orgasm: yep
Stolen a kiss: yes
Asked a friend for relationship advice: ..im like the only one of my friends who has a good enough relationship..so I don’t need advice
Had a friend steal your bf/gf: no
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: no
Gotten a speeding ticket: I cant drive yet
Done jail time: no
Had to wear a uniform to work: I don’t have a job
Won a trophy: yep! TAE KWON DO STYLE!
Thrown up in public: yes..i am sorry
Bowled a perfect game: hah oh god..not even with bumpers
Failed/got held back: uh..got an incomplete in history in 8th grade…failed a semester of algebra..currently taking night school for biology.
Got perfect attendance in grade school: nope…im a fake sicker
Roasted pumpkin seeds: no..those suck
Taken ballet/karate lessons: tae kwon do
Attempted suicide: no..but thought about it
Cut yourself: when I was drunk *mistake! Mistake*

Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes: I did their hair then put them away
Did you own Treasure Trolls: OMG YEAH!!
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210: lol yeah
Did you play Simon Says: yes
Did you watch Fraggle Rock: no
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: cliché yes…
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: nope
Were you shy: are you kidding?
Were you spoiled: no
Were you abused: no
Did you go to the circus: yeah…then some fat lady stepped on my hand and I freaked out and haven’t been there since
Did you go to the zoo: yeah! Man I haven’t been there in so long!...i am so going this spring…yesssss
Were you in a car accident: nope
Did you build snowmen: yes..still do
Did you cry when you scraped your knee: yes!
Were your older cousins mean to you: yeah….they still are
Did you think slinkies were cool: still fuckin do!
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: no
Were you afraid of the dark: I still am
Did you have slumber parties: haha yeah..we’d set up a tent in my basement and I’d have like 10 people over
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag: no
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany: everyschool picture till 4th grade
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: yeah…until like..6th grade.. my parents are good liars..and thanks to them…I am too

Current Mood: tiredwoozzzz
Current Music: silence....not a band or nothin..its quiet
05:31 pm: today is valentines day...where you are told its the day of love..where your supposed to go and blow your money for someone and help businesses. shouldnt everyday be love day?! hell fucking yes it should! luckily i have someone to spend love day with...everyday! and i will everyday for a very long time! matt wasnt even at school today! and everybody was like happy v-day i love thee!! so i just went up to roxy and chris and they were like hugging..and i was like i dont have my boy to play with:-( and they..just felt awkward. but i get to be on announcements next year! so im stoked! im excited to watch a bunch of prep fags be embarassed out of their minds at tonights starting round of the dodgeball tournament...whos thinking of the tsunami ding dongs anywho? god knows im not..i just wanna see ppl getin hit in the head with balls! but i ..think matt gets to come! he has to ask his padre! man i have nothing good to say...nothing interesting/funny/livejournal worthy....man i suck



( ( )===========D < there we go

Current Mood: relaxedrelaxed
Current Music: skindred

February 12th, 2005

08:51 pm: aww matts sick today! so sick that he couldnt even do anything!! ..man i told him not to mix benadryl with whiskey but did he listen? nNNOOO and now he's sick..and i had to babysit all by myself:-(..and i have to tomorrow again! GRR!! im suprised i still have that fucking job kuz i suck at it..the little girls always bitch about how i make their food and cry if i dont do it right and when they cry i give them time outs and send them to their rooms and make them eat everything i make them. i also yell at them and tell them to shut up when i watch tv...which is 95 percent of what i do when i go over there. the other 5% is if i have to piss or when i HAVE to make them food :-/ but they keep calling me and i keep getting money so..w/e it sucks tho cuz it fucks up my weekends when i have to sit on their kids! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE KIDS! I ALMOST HIT THEM ONCE CUZ THEY KEPT FUCKING TOUCHING MY FACE! FUUUCCKKKK!!..

Current Mood: crankykids=sux0r
Current Music: msi

February 10th, 2005

03:50 pm: haha at school thers crush soda that you can send to people for valentines day..red means love..orange is crush...purple means friendship...but brittney being the "lesbian" that she is got me the red one! haha and she said she wrote a love letter..hah its funny she always tell me certain clothes i wear make me look hot, sometimes i think she's being serious. oh yeah...and this chick's locker is right next to matts and i used to talk to her all the time in tennis and stuff..but now that me and matt are going out she totally ignores me now..and she looks all cute eyes at him and giggles and tells him he's hot..and when i walk up she shuts up and walks away...grrrRRRRR *SMACK* but..oh well haha she's ugly..bah! oo doug and jordan are coming ina week! matt keeps saying i'll like them..then the next minute he'll say i will think they are annoying..then he says i ill like them again...so im confused...i doubt i will think their annoying..cuz...with the chatting of the online and stuff isnt annoying and i can hold a conversation..oh well i'll just have to see but im excited cuz were gonna be like..unsober all weekend! yay!!

Current Mood: crazybayahee
Current Music: lady madonna

February 6th, 2005

09:16 pm: ...everybody kept telling me i was high...then matt kept taking double shots..then beth got a huge bruise on her face cuz she fell over when i was trying to make out with her...then i wrote on her leg that her pussy looked nice from where i was..wooops dont remember. matt kept trying to jump out thewindow so i had to tackle him down like 8 times..then sadness was afoot...but then there was happyness cuz i got to sleep with matt...not like that silly...on a pullout bed..n we had to drop ben on the floor ! ..oh yes.. we had to drop ben on the floor

Current Mood: bored<yo tengo
Current Music: beatle peatless

February 3rd, 2005

12:04 am: im a bad ass tell me im a bad ass!! i found the key to the mystical office and now am in at 12:05! hah i quit the damn board trip..cuz i dont wanna pay 100 bucks for some gay ass shit that i suck at (snowboarding) with people who are gay..as shit (younger fellows)..and psh matts not even going so fuck that im stayin here with him and were gonna drink at ashloos house! and tmorrow were goin to the grandview talent show to watch the 5th graders shake their lil bootys!...i dont know if anybody else will enjoy it but hell i will..when you got talllent you just gotta bounce you know? ..i hate jimmy page! get those faggots off the stage!

Current Mood: ditzyala lala
Current Music: msi of course!

January 28th, 2005

11:24 pm: im so fucking tired what the fuck its 11:25...son of a bitch

Current Mood: tiredtired

January 23rd, 2005

01:04 pm: this morning me and jags wenta caribou and snaggle pussy drove us (angel d.) and she sat in the corner and didnt really talk cuz me and jags kept like..role playing or something pretending to be really sophistocated haha we made up names for ourselves...hers was sophia trillington and mine was christina vanderbelt and we pretended that we had a butler which was some random guy there and we called him henry and my husbands name was maxamillion and we chatted about our horses and their conditions! and then we were talkin about how they sell dvds that are like for parties or something to just have in the background on your tv ..some are aquariums and some are like fireplaces ...so we wanted to make one for ppl who think those are gay..which were cremation burner things and every 10 minutes we'd throw another corps in to burn! hah we pointed out some niglets that we'd sacrifice first! any who ...we had to go back in the car cuz we left all our chocolate in there and someone had their eye on it..so we rolled to the car and whipped out our 9s...story told

Current Mood: gigglyhenry!! come here now!!
Current Music: mad caddies

January 22nd, 2005

12:24 pm: omg yesterday was so much fun-tron! it snowed a fluffy foot and the roads were not plowed..so neither matts mom or mine wanted to drive the 5 feet. why? lazy bitches thats why! so we got all bundled up and started walking towards each other,..twas hard cuz im so short and the snow was so deep so i got all out of breath and shit! so i decided to be out of breath, with style. most of the time i was hopping through the snow and other times i was just running really fast then i'd fall..when i got to the watertower there were those little green tree things a little taller than me and i bent them all by jumping on them...then i saw matt and he tackled me like 3 times...but it was fun cuz it was all snowy! then we went into the woods and jumped off the riveeeenz! ...i would have jumped but right before i did there was 1a them little sharp stump thingers and it hit my leg when i sat down and it hurt really bad so i slid down the cliff thing. matt jumped and hurt his balls cuz he forgot how to land..it was kinda funny. then we went to his house and we watched the oc...even though we dont like it...we really dont its not even his..its megan jonas's...she gave it to him..he didnt even want it..i didnt wanna watch it...i mean..why would i wanna..i dont get off on that kind of stuff.............................. someone say somthin? naw we really werent watching anywyas....i had matt in my love death grip the whole time and he couldnt get out...he had this bullshit plan that if he licked my arm i would get too aroused and let go...but..since it was my arm i kept him locked in..and we were just like wrestling and shit like that for 4 hours but it seemed like it was a half hour....so we went upstairs to get the non existant food he has *cuz we ate it all already* and realized i had to go home so i got all bundled up like a little suzy bitch and walked my ass home...matt walked me too and made hot chocolate aawww what a suzy! this concludes the day and the life of sam!

Current Mood: sillyi feel silly!
Current Music: raining blood-slayer

January 19th, 2005

08:59 pm: im so scared! i think im gonna fail some classes!! and my mom said that if i fail anything i cant see matt anymore!! wich would be like the suckyest ass thing in teh worldx0r!!:-( so my fingers are crossed for some fuckin d's or something! school however was really funny today... me and caitlyn skipped choir and were being really weird outside one of matts classroom where one wall is glass so everybody could see us..the teacher never did though..had to be there situation might i add. i had 2 hours of detention and i had to clean mrs.dores refrigerator and it was really gross..there was like hard raw eggs everyfuckin where,..and i had to clean it with ben hamlin and this 8th grader who kept asking me questions about myself..it was rather creepy but then!! THEN! i got to go to matts after that with kurt and chris and that was just funny..cuz they are really straight edge and think its funny when they call each other "jerk bags"....? its really funny to watch...i mean i laugh at everything they say..just because its so incredibly retarded. but me and matt smoked and watched a movie so it became insanly better fast! but , then i hadda go to tae kwon do which im good at..but not tonight..i kept tripping and falling cuz i was still buzzed and i had to do the same thing over for an hour until i had it right!!! ..the man..was a looza *the instructor*...im watching csi right now..and its kinda lame..but im gonna go now i have nothing else to say


CEPT I LOVE MATT FENNER!

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Current Music: no music...watching csi
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